Made to order · Avon Lake, Ohio

Biker and Morale Patch Sayings

Morale patches and biker sayings, pressed onto the cap you pick rather than sold as a loose patch. Made one at a time in our own workshop in Avon Lake, Ohio. No minimum and no setup fee, whether it is one hat or a run for the whole chapter.

  1. All Grown Up and Still Fascinated By Nipples Text only
  2. Angry NPC / Offended Text + icon
  3. Are We Gonna Ride or Dick Around All Day? Text only
  4. At My Age Getting Lucky Means Finding My Car Text only
  5. Bad Girl - Go To My Room Text only
  6. Baked You Some Shut-The-Fucupcakes Text only
  7. Beauty Fades - Silicone Lasts Forever Text only
  8. Because Of The Implication Text only
  9. Beer Makes My Clothes Fall Off Text only
  10. Bend Over, Here It Comes Again (BOHICA) Text only
  11. Bite My Worm Text only
  12. Boobies Make Me Smile Text only
  13. Caution: 0 to Horny in 2.5 Beers Text only
  14. Caution: Driver Makes Frequent Stops At Your Mom's House Text only
  15. Cherry Text only
  16. Cowboy Shit Text only
  17. Crime Pays Text only
  18. Cure Virginity Text only
  19. Dee's Nuts & Candies Text only
  20. Dependapotamus Text only
  21. Devil Girl Text only
  22. Did I Hurt Ya, Honey? Text only
  23. Dirty Old Men Need Love Too Text only
  24. Divers Do It Deeper Text only
  25. Do It Better Text only
  26. Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat? Text only
  27. Don't Be a Little Bitch Text only
  28. Down With Hot Pants Text only
  29. Everyday Violence Text only
  30. F*cks To Give Text + icon
  31. FIDO - Fuck It, Drive On Text only
  32. Fighter Pilots Do It Better Text only
  33. Follow Me On OnlyFans Text only
  34. Fragile - Handle With Care Text only
  35. Fuckers Text only
  36. Fucks Unlimited Text only
  37. Gardeners Plant It Deeper Text only
  38. Gas, Grass or Ass - Nobody Rides Free Text only
  39. Give Yer Balls a Tug Text only
  40. Go Flock Yourself Text only
  41. Go Fuck Yourself Text only
  42. Good For Nothing Text only
  43. Grumpy Old Biker Bastard Text only
  44. Guess What I Forgot Text only
  45. Harden Up Text only
  46. Hi, Snobunny Text only
  47. Hold My Beer and Kiss Your Girlfriend Text only
  48. How's Your Wife and My Kids? Text only
  49. I Can Be Had Text only
  50. I Choose Violence Text only
  51. I Come, I Fuck Shit Up, I Leave Text only
  52. I Don't Need Sex - Life Fucks Me Every Day Text only
  53. I Just Got Laid Text only
  54. I Like Bite Size Mounds Text only
  55. I May Not Have The Cherry But I've Still Got The Box Text only
  56. I Shoot Motherfuckers In The Face Text only
  57. I Was Born Horny Text only
  58. I'd Rather Be Day Drinking Text only
  59. I'll Respect You In The Morning Text only
  60. I'm a Dirty Ol' Lady Text only
  61. I'm a Dirty Ol' Man Text only
  62. I'm not always a Bitch (Head Bitch) Text only
  63. I'm Thumbody Text only
  64. I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Text only
  65. If It Fucks, Floats or Flies - Rent It Text only
  66. If It Has Tits or Wheels, You're Gonna Have Trouble With It Text only
  67. If It's Wet, Sticky and Not Yours - Don't Touch It Text only
  68. If You Can Read This, Back The Fuck Up Text only
  69. Injection Is Nice But I'd Rather Be Blown Text only
  70. Kiss Me Kitty Text only
  71. Lady Luck Text only
  72. Laugh Now, Cry Later Text only
  73. Licensed Gynecologist Text only
  74. Lick Me Text only
  75. Live It Up, Sinner Text only
  76. Looking For a Meaningful Overnight Relationship Text only
  77. Love Those Hookers Text only
  78. Manwhore - Will Work For Free Text only
  79. Milk Drinkers Make Better Lovers Text only
  80. Morally Flexible Text only
  81. My Little Guy Likes You Text only
  82. Naughty or Nice - I Can Do Both Text only
  83. Nice Legs - What Time Do They Open? Text only
  84. No Butt, No Putt Text only
  85. No One To Play With? Play With Yourself Text only
  86. Nobody Cares About Your Feelings Text only
  87. Nobody Owes You Shit Text only
  88. Nosey Little Fucker, Aren't You Text only
  89. Nothing Quite Like a 900 Pound Vibrator Text only
  90. Old Ladies Need Love Text only
  91. Operation Enduring This Bullshit Text only
  92. Operator As Fuck Text only
  93. Piece Text only
  94. Pussy Whipped Text only
  95. Reform School Girl Text only
  96. Ride Naked Text only
  97. Rode Hard and Put Away Wet Text only
  98. S-E-X: Breakfast of Champions Text only
  99. Save 2nd Base Text only
  100. Screw Housework - Let's Ride Text only
  101. Set Them Puppies Free Text only
  102. Sex Pig Text only
  103. Sex Relieves Tension Text only
  104. She's Somebody's Mutha Text only
  105. Smile If You're Horny Text only
  106. Sometimes You Feel Like a Slut Text only
  107. Sow Your Wild Oats Saturday - Pray For Crop Failure Sunday Text only
  108. Spank Me - It's The Only Way I Learn Text only
  109. Spank You Very Much Text only
  110. Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones But Whips and Chains Excite Me Text only
  111. Streak With Me Text only
  112. Take Me Home Text only
  113. The Closer You Get, The Slower I Go Text only
  114. Thick Thighs Save Lives Text only
  115. This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Text only
  116. This Patch Has Been Deleted Text only
  117. This Truck Stops For Red Lights and Blondes Text only
  118. Tits & Brains Text only
  119. To All You Virgins - Thanks For Nothing Text only
  120. Trippy Cosmic Booty Text only
  121. Trouble Maker Text only
  122. Truckers Have More Fun Text only
  123. Truckers Make Better Lovers Text only
  124. VFW - Veterans Fucked By Washington Text only
  125. Virginity Can Be Cured Text only
  126. Yeah, I'm a Bitch - Just Not Yours Text only
  127. You Say Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing Text only
  128. You Suck at Shooting Text only
  129. Your Ass Called - It Wants Its Head Back Text only
  130. Your Mom Sends Text only