Made to order · Avon Lake, Ohio
Biker and Morale Patch Sayings
Morale patches and biker sayings, pressed onto the cap you pick rather than sold as a loose patch. Made one at a time in our own workshop in Avon Lake, Ohio. No minimum and no setup fee, whether it is one hat or a run for the whole chapter.
- All Grown Up and Still Fascinated By Nipples Text only
- Angry NPC / Offended Text + icon
- Are We Gonna Ride or Dick Around All Day? Text only
- At My Age Getting Lucky Means Finding My Car Text only
- Bad Girl - Go To My Room Text only
- Baked You Some Shut-The-Fucupcakes Text only
- Beauty Fades - Silicone Lasts Forever Text only
- Because Of The Implication Text only
- Beer Makes My Clothes Fall Off Text only
- Bend Over, Here It Comes Again (BOHICA) Text only
- Bite My Worm Text only
- Boobies Make Me Smile Text only
- Caution: 0 to Horny in 2.5 Beers Text only
- Caution: Driver Makes Frequent Stops At Your Mom's House Text only
- Cherry Text only
- Cowboy Shit Text only
- Crime Pays Text only
- Cure Virginity Text only
- Dee's Nuts & Candies Text only
- Dependapotamus Text only
- Devil Girl Text only
- Did I Hurt Ya, Honey? Text only
- Dirty Old Men Need Love Too Text only
- Divers Do It Deeper Text only
- Do It Better Text only
- Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat? Text only
- Don't Be a Little Bitch Text only
- Down With Hot Pants Text only
- Everyday Violence Text only
- F*cks To Give Text + icon
- FIDO - Fuck It, Drive On Text only
- Fighter Pilots Do It Better Text only
- Follow Me On OnlyFans Text only
- Fragile - Handle With Care Text only
- Fuckers Text only
- Fucks Unlimited Text only
- Gardeners Plant It Deeper Text only
- Gas, Grass or Ass - Nobody Rides Free Text only
- Give Yer Balls a Tug Text only
- Go Flock Yourself Text only
- Go Fuck Yourself Text only
- Good For Nothing Text only
- Grumpy Old Biker Bastard Text only
- Guess What I Forgot Text only
- Harden Up Text only
- Hi, Snobunny Text only
- Hold My Beer and Kiss Your Girlfriend Text only
- How's Your Wife and My Kids? Text only
- I Can Be Had Text only
- I Choose Violence Text only
- I Come, I Fuck Shit Up, I Leave Text only
- I Don't Need Sex - Life Fucks Me Every Day Text only
- I Just Got Laid Text only
- I Like Bite Size Mounds Text only
- I May Not Have The Cherry But I've Still Got The Box Text only
- I Shoot Motherfuckers In The Face Text only
- I Was Born Horny Text only
- I'd Rather Be Day Drinking Text only
- I'll Respect You In The Morning Text only
- I'm a Dirty Ol' Lady Text only
- I'm a Dirty Ol' Man Text only
- I'm not always a Bitch (Head Bitch) Text only
- I'm Thumbody Text only
- I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Text only
- If It Fucks, Floats or Flies - Rent It Text only
- If It Has Tits or Wheels, You're Gonna Have Trouble With It Text only
- If It's Wet, Sticky and Not Yours - Don't Touch It Text only
- If You Can Read This, Back The Fuck Up Text only
- Injection Is Nice But I'd Rather Be Blown Text only
- Kiss Me Kitty Text only
- Lady Luck Text only
- Laugh Now, Cry Later Text only
- Licensed Gynecologist Text only
- Lick Me Text only
- Live It Up, Sinner Text only
- Looking For a Meaningful Overnight Relationship Text only
- Love Those Hookers Text only
- Manwhore - Will Work For Free Text only
- Milk Drinkers Make Better Lovers Text only
- Morally Flexible Text only
- My Little Guy Likes You Text only
- Naughty or Nice - I Can Do Both Text only
- Nice Legs - What Time Do They Open? Text only
- No Butt, No Putt Text only
- No One To Play With? Play With Yourself Text only
- Nobody Cares About Your Feelings Text only
- Nobody Owes You Shit Text only
- Nosey Little Fucker, Aren't You Text only
- Nothing Quite Like a 900 Pound Vibrator Text only
- Old Ladies Need Love Text only
- Operation Enduring This Bullshit Text only
- Operator As Fuck Text only
- Piece Text only
- Pussy Whipped Text only
- Reform School Girl Text only
- Ride Naked Text only
- Rode Hard and Put Away Wet Text only
- S-E-X: Breakfast of Champions Text only
- Save 2nd Base Text only
- Screw Housework - Let's Ride Text only
- Set Them Puppies Free Text only
- Sex Pig Text only
- Sex Relieves Tension Text only
- She's Somebody's Mutha Text only
- Smile If You're Horny Text only
- Sometimes You Feel Like a Slut Text only
- Sow Your Wild Oats Saturday - Pray For Crop Failure Sunday Text only
- Spank Me - It's The Only Way I Learn Text only
- Spank You Very Much Text only
- Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones But Whips and Chains Excite Me Text only
- Streak With Me Text only
- Take Me Home Text only
- The Closer You Get, The Slower I Go Text only
- Thick Thighs Save Lives Text only
- This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Text only
- This Patch Has Been Deleted Text only
- This Truck Stops For Red Lights and Blondes Text only
- Tits & Brains Text only
- To All You Virgins - Thanks For Nothing Text only
- Trippy Cosmic Booty Text only
- Trouble Maker Text only
- Truckers Have More Fun Text only
- Truckers Make Better Lovers Text only
- VFW - Veterans Fucked By Washington Text only
- Virginity Can Be Cured Text only
- Yeah, I'm a Bitch - Just Not Yours Text only
- You Say Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing Text only
- You Suck at Shooting Text only
- Your Ass Called - It Wants Its Head Back Text only
- Your Mom Sends Text only
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